• KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
  • MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!
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miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)


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hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(Source: thisisnthalloween)


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chamelion-circuit:

foreverweddings:

 Because big, bulky boxes are not obvious at all. 

This is super smart

chamelion-circuit:

foreverweddings:

 Because big, bulky boxes are not obvious at all. 

This is super smart

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cerulean-warbler:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

lighter-stronger-healthier:

i can’t stop watching

his hair tho, as the hood flies off

there’s a lot to discuss here

cerulean-warbler:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

lighter-stronger-healthier:

i can’t stop watching

his hair tho, as the hood flies off

there’s a lot to discuss here

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dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool


I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true


okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

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bl-ossomed:

oh my god

bl-ossomed:

oh my god

(Source: mihlayn)

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profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

(Source: profiting)


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